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Daniel Ruiz Tizon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon

A TV comedy writer, stand up comedian and podcaster who spent a significant chunk of the 90s convinced he was one half of Tears for Fears. Daniel has spent the last decade necking lattes and having rhinoplasty in some of south London’s finest hospitals. Listen to Daniel’s weekly comedy show, The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast, at: iTunes: http://bit.ly/gCQhHa RSS: http://bit.ly/j8E8EC MixCloud: http://bit.ly/izxcq5 Follow him on Twitter: @1607WestEgg www.youtube.com/DanielRuizTizon Facebook fan page http://on.fb.me/lA2Ipq

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Thoughts For The Day: The Volte-Face

REPORTAGE | Life

Thoughts For The Day: The Volte-Face

A May-to-December romance purely for financial gain is a tricky venture and needs to be assessed properly. After all, it didn't exactly work out for Anne Nicole Smith.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon
16 Things My Dad Told Me That Were Quite Simply Untrue

REPORTAGE | Life

16 Things My Dad Told Me That Were Quite Simply Untrue

From telephones to televisions and sexual harassment, the wisdom of your old man.

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Thoughts For The Day: Pooper Scoopers

REPORTAGE | Life

Thoughts For The Day: Pooper Scoopers

Dogs. Not every man's best friend, especially when the fragrance of their bowel movements ruin your picnic date.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon
Thought For The Day: The Café Set-To

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Thought For The Day: The Café Set-To

I stepped in to help a damsel in distress, under a volley of Portugese abuse and at the risk of getting my head kicked in...

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Gap In Lettuce Knowledge And Other Things About Me

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Gap In Lettuce Knowledge And Other Things About Me

It's not the big stuff that breaks us. It's the collection of small, seemingly inconsequential moments. Like falling down an escalator holding a Boba Fett doll or being alone at a checkout till.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon
Thoughts For The Day: A New Waiter

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Thoughts For The Day: A New Waiter

This cafe I frequent has a low turnover of staff and, as such, the addition of a new waiter has come as something as a surprise...

Daniel Ruiz Tizon
Thoughts For The Day: The Wig

REPORTAGE | Life

Thoughts For The Day: The Wig

What are you supposed to do when you're getting steamy with a lady friend and she whips her wig off?

Daniel Ruiz Tizon
Thoughts For The day: The Future Worries Me A Little

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Thoughts For The day: The Future Worries Me A Little

I probably won't be a Dad before I'm 30 and there is a distinct possibility I might have to be hosed down by my God Daughter...

Daniel Ruiz Tizon
Thoughts For the Day: The Ear

REPORTAGE | Life

Thoughts For the Day: The Ear

Growing up as a bloke, you're constantly told about the inevitable and crippling changes your body will go through. So why then are we so unprepared for what starts growing out of our ears?

Daniel Ruiz Tizon
Thoughts for the Day: Penthouse Flat in Stockwell

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Thoughts for the Day: Penthouse Flat in Stockwell

Penthouse flat in Stockwell. Superb views. £200 a wk. Given a choice, I'd rather not return to Stockwell. It's shit. But a penthouse, at that price, I was curious...

Daniel Ruiz Tizon
Thoughts For The Day: My Questions For The Woman Who Sat On This Step

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Thoughts For The Day: My Questions For The Woman Who Sat On This Step

What are the implications of your actions? Have you ever stopped to think about the bigger picture? Sure, to you this is just a step but what about to your eagerly awaiting boyfriend and his perfect clean furniture?

Daniel Ruiz Tizon
Thoughts For The Day: - Camp Royale

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Thoughts For The Day: - Camp Royale

The plan to celebrate the Royal Wedding with a campsite combines two of my major bug bears: The Royals and dog poo strewn Clapham Common.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon
Thought for the Day: The Tall Glass Gesture

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Thought for the Day: The Tall Glass Gesture

After 10 years of nothing more than a cursory smile, the woman who regularly serves me in the cafe I frequent brightened my day with a gesture...

Daniel Ruiz Tizon
Moments in My Life I Could’ve Done Without – Part 1

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Moments in My Life I Could’ve Done Without – Part 1

From my parents fighting, to a slap with a with a slipper and having my new trainers 'christened' by Phil Babb, here's a potted history of misery.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon
The Nadir Masters: A Tennis Tournament For Tortured Souls

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The Nadir Masters: A Tennis Tournament For Tortured Souls

It's no Wimbledon, but a tennis tournament featuring only my nadirs would be full of blood, sweat, tears and sports cars. But who will win? Me at 22 or the 38-year-old I am now? And there is always 27 to consider...

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