Remember, Geordie Shore is real. More than that, those halfwits represent the intellectual cream of Newcastle. If you must visit the Toon, make sure you read this before you go...
For a start, you're probably wise to avoid letting your reptile defecate on the table. Despite never having actually been on the show, I reckon if you follow these steps you'll walk away with a grand...
I catch up with Olaf Diegel, a design engineer and professor of mechtronics with a passion for 3D printing – a revolutionary new technology being used to make beautifully detailed guitars...
Lindsey Troy wants to know what the best English beer is. She asks the capacity crowd at the Old Blue Last for recommendations. “Stella!” a pissed bloke down the front shouts. She greets his response with an insouciant smirk and the rasping, low-fi riff of penultimate song Your Love’s a Lie.
Chilly Gonzales has worked with everyone from Feist and Peaches to Daft Punk and Drake, made music for Steve Jobs and once played solo for 27 hours straight. He's also a classically trained pianist, comedian and cabaret artist whose work spans rap, rock, electro and beyond. I catch up with him ahead of his performance at Latitude Festival next month.
Remember those great photos that move in Harry Potter? Well, now they're here, and you can even make them yourself. There's a world of them out there on the web but here's some of the best.
Pinterest is the fastest growing website of all time, having reached the 10 million-user mark in just nine months. Here's everything you need to know about the next social media sensation.
With Stephen Lawrence's killers having been found guilty, some people have been calling for the re-introduction of the death penalty. Here's why that should never happen...
Steve Bruce blamed: being a Geordie. Steve Bruce blamed: striker changes. Steven Bruce blamed: Sunderland fans for coming “in their thousands”. Steve Bruce blamed... pretty much everyone but himself.
Myspace was all new and mad and life changing until Facebook came along. Facebook seems like the thick step-child of the social networking family now we all use Twitter and Google+ is set to become our next obsession...
His fans call him Bear Grylls' long-lost brother. PETA liken him to Fred West. He's gobbled a live scorpion, raw sheep brain and drank a smoothie made of mice. Meet the internet's newest gross-out sensation, Food for Louis.
Troy Davis and Lawrence Brewer were at the centre of two very different death penalty cases this week: one the victim of a miscarriage of justice, the other a callous murderer. Here's why both men should both still be alive.
The interweb erupted last night over a joke made by Comedienne Amy Schumer on the Charlie Sheen roast. But, as these top five pranks show, surely the deceased Jackass star would've taken it on the chin?