James Matheson

I thought Emily wanted a Christmas boyfriend. All she was really after was a bloody decorator...

A friendly drink with an old pal quickly turned into an awkward Valentine's Day meal

When a person says they don't 'get' comedy, it's best to walk away...

I have a running joke with my friends that I only date girls up until the 5th date. Then all the new excitement goes and I lose interest. This was one of those cases. Although it didn’t quite end how I wanted it to.

Want to brighten up a girl's day? Well, you'd think flowers would be a great way to do it...

Read your texts properly, or an afternoon in the pub can into a murderous hike...