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Josh Surtees
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The Very Lonely Planet Guide: Luton
Sick of St Tropez? Fucked off with Fiji? Had it up to here with Honolulu? If those golden sandy beaches, wild party towns and areas of outstanding natural beauty just aren’t doing it for you anymore, maybe it’s time you tried the latest travel craze – holiday destinations that were never meant to be holiday destinations.
- Jul 10, 2015
The Greatest Goal I Ever Saw - Paul Davis' Flying Header Against Charlton
Though in the shadow of the Hillsborough tragedy the 88/89 season was still the most engrossing English football has seen. It was a flying header from a formerly disgraced Paul Davis that became one of not only the season's but Arsenal's greatest goals.
- Dec 25, 2014
A North Londoners' Guide To South London
One Friday night I found myself stranded in South London. Ejected from the bowels of the Underground and keeping at bay thoughts of being savagely raped and murdered I resolved to last the night.
- Sep 9, 2013
The Very Lonely Planet Guide: Bracknell
Bored with Bali? Had enough of Benidorm? Does Bora Bora simply not hold the same allure that it once did? Then get yourself to Bracknell...
- Sep 1, 2013
The Very Lonely Planet Guide to Rochdale
Whether it's the local B&Q or the M62 motorway services, Rochdale proves itself to be one of the gems of Lancashire.
- Aug 26, 2013
The Brits Abroad: Fags, Burgers And Replica Shirts
Once upon a time we used to travel with pride, now we just turn up, create a mini-Blackpool and generally show ourselves up...
- Apr 23, 2013
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Wenger Is A Genius - Now He Needs To Start Acting Like One
Kroenke has publicly backed him and we've again heard about the 'war chest'. Arsene Wenger has done it before, but now he needs to buy well or leave...
- Feb 21, 2013
Arsenal: Let's Just Accept We're Rubbish And Move On.
With only a meagre four points from the first five games into the season, one Arsenal fan has decided to acknowledge that they aren't good enough and to move on...
- Sep 17, 2011
Arsenal: Arteta? Benayoun? Wenger Has Got It Wrong Again
The signings of Park Chu-Young, Petr Mertesacker, Andre Santos, Joel Campbell, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Carl Jenkinson and Gervinho have the hallmarks of Arsene Wenger written on them. And that’s not a good sign….
- Sep 1, 2011
Can't Play, Won't Spend: The Death Of Arsenal As A Big Club
It's happened. What us fans were all dreading. What Wenger defiantly predicted: Arsenal are no longer a big club. The 8-2 hiding by Manchester United shows the club is destined for a sub top four finish for the first time in Wenger's reign.
- Aug 29, 2011
5 Downright Nasty Players To Make Arsenal As Hard As Nails
Scumbags that's what Arsenal need. People who can break noses, court teammates wives, gouge eyes and take out super injunctions...
- Aug 18, 2011
Arsene Wenger Is Turning Into Arsenal's Comical Ali
Increasingly erratic in press conferences and the transfer market, Arsene Wenger's recent behaviour makes Saddam Hussein's former Information Minister look straight talking.
- Aug 15, 2011
An Angry Arsenal Fan's Open Letter To Samir Nasri
I wrote this letter to Nasri when he was first linked to Manchester United - now it seems like the move will be to Manchester City instead. Either way the anger inside me still rages...
- Jul 15, 2011
Arsenal End of Term Report: We've Signed A Japanese Wonderkid - Oh Well, That Should Sort It
Angry at Arsenal's complete lack of backbone and mental strength, furious at Wenger's continuous myopia in terms of his team's shortcomings? Then this should make a cathartic read...
- Jun 2, 2011
Auteurs' Luke Haines: "Getting popular after death is no longer cost effective"
England’s most underrated living pop star talks about rap music, death and Charles Saatchi’s combustible shed.
- Jan 17, 2011
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