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Matt Harvey

Matt Harvey is an ‘up-and-coming’ (i.e. has never been paid) film critic. He writes about movies, games and videos for Notion Magazine and blogs at profoundlymoving.com. This one time, after the press screening of Avatar, he had a wee next to Jonathan Ross. It was literally the coolest thing that’s ever happened to him.

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Headhunters: Reviewed

REPORTAGE | TV & Film

Headhunters: Reviewed

Starring that good-looking bloke off Game of Thrones, this is a bonkers Norwegian crime thriller featuring obese twins, a LOT of human shit and naked prostitutes playing with toy guns. What's not to like?

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Contraband Reviewed: Another Macho Vanity Project

REPORTAGE | TV & Film

Contraband Reviewed: Another Macho Vanity Project

A review of the new smuggling thriller Contraband, the general gist of which is that Mark Wahlberg is a spectacular douchebag.

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In Darkness: Reviewed

REPORTAGE | TV & Film

In Darkness: Reviewed

Nominated for the Best Foreign Film Academy Award, this film is like Schlindler’s List meets Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (but better than that makes it sound)

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John Carter Reviewed: Lacks Exploding Eyeballs

REPORTAGE | TV & Film

John Carter Reviewed: Lacks Exploding Eyeballs

Disney's $300m Martian Megamovie touches down in cinemas this weekend. But will this be the new Avatar or have they jumped the Thark?

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Tyrannosaur And Five Other Films From The Heart Of Darkness

REPORTAGE | TV & Film

Tyrannosaur And Five Other Films From The Heart Of Darkness

To celebrate the release of Paddy Considine's amazing but incredibly dark new film, Tyrannosaur, we look at some other films that make the black hole of Calcutta look like a day out at the seaside...

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Crazy, Stupid, Love And How To Get People To Sleep With You

CAMOUFLAGE | TV & Film

Crazy, Stupid, Love And How To Get People To Sleep With You

No Timberlake, I’M bringing sexy back! To celebrate the release of Crazy, Stupid, Love we spoke to an actual literal LOVE GURU to find out how you too can achieve the sexual magnetism of Ryan Gosling.

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Can The Human Centipede 2 Really Be Worse Than Part One?

CAMOUFLAGE | TV & Film

Can The Human Centipede 2 Really Be Worse Than Part One?

The poster for the Human Centipede 2 hit the internet last night and predictably fired up the social media masses. Clearly it is going to be gruesome, but as the first one was so sickening, is it possible for the sequel to shock?. If you haven't seen part one, here is the lowdown...

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What To Watch This Week: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, The Change Up & 30 Minutes or Less

REPORTAGE | TV & Film

What To Watch This Week: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, The Change Up & 30 Minutes or Less

With three great new movies hitting cinemas this weekend, there's something for everyone. Whether you like beautifully rendered period thrillers, fast-paced action comedies or flying streams of baby sh*t..

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Cowboys and Aliens: Reviewed

REPORTAGE | TV & Film

Cowboys and Aliens: Reviewed

Daniel Craig and his bizarre, preternaturally blue eyes are back for this simple tale of rugged gun-slingers versus intergalactic space-bastards.

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The Inbetweeners Movie: An Interview with Simon Bird

REPORTAGE | TV & Film

The Inbetweeners Movie: An Interview with Simon Bird

As the Inbetweeners prepare for their big screen debut, Simon Bird tells us about trying to say no, the "Big Bugger tour" and the similarities between himself and Snoop Dogg.

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The Hangover Part II: Bad Jokes, A Rubbish Script And A Comedy Monkey

REPORTAGE | TV & Film

The Hangover Part II: Bad Jokes, A Rubbish Script And A Comedy Monkey

Well that's disappointing, the film I was most looking forward to all year is a massive letdown filled with waggling penises and a comedy monkey.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides - Reviewed

REPORTAGE | TV & Film

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides - Reviewed

Why are Pirates of the Caribbean sequels always such a big load of shit? I don’t know, they just arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

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Attack the Block Reviewed: A Ghetto Version Of The Goonies

REPORTAGE | TV & Film

Attack the Block Reviewed: A Ghetto Version Of The Goonies

The deadliest species in the universe take on the "alien-wolf-gorilla-motherfuckers" in Joe from Adam and Joe's awesome new movie.

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I Saw the Devil - Reviewed

REPORTAGE | TV & Film

I Saw the Devil - Reviewed

Released the month the US killed Bin Laden, this bloodthirsty thriller shows us how they do vengeance... in Korea!

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Hanna Reviewed: Harvey Weinstein Would Go F*****g Mental

REPORTAGE | TV & Film

Hanna Reviewed: Harvey Weinstein Would Go F*****g Mental

On paper, it could have been incredible. But this offbeat action flick tries to be a bit too 'quirky' for its own good.

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