Sabotage Times, We can't Concentrate so Why Should You?

Ever suffered as a result of something you did months earlier? Me too, from getting my head kicked in to being chased with a knife…

Driving a cab is not only about dodging drunks, ferrying around old dears for buttons and being propositioned by nymphomaniacs, you also have to talk to people. Here’s how to do it without putting your life in danger…

Homeless aged 14 in 1973, a chance meeting with a stripper gave me the chance to eat, buy a new coat and fight with dirty old men for knickers…

The eighth installment of our resident taxi driver’s confessions. Be warned, this one gets a little steamy…

From 1p to £327,000 the internet is full of weird and wonderful watches. Here’s a blagger’s guide on how to make it work for you…

Another installment from the adventures of our resident cab driver. This time he encounters a flying dog at the seaside…

Murder, theft, and debt collection are all part of “The Knowledge” for this Cab Driving Goodfella.

We all make choices that shape our future selves, some good, some bad. I didn’t make any choices. Here’s a lighting fast review of what I can remember of the 1970s…

Bad week at work have you? That’ll be why you’ve just puked down my back, tried to grab my crown jewels and spat at my cab…

Despite a grounding at White Hart Lane and Hackney Marshes, I never got football, and the recent passing of my Father has done nothing to change my mind…

Have you ever left someone in a bush with a note pinned to them? Licked someone’s combover? Become Mystic Meg by accident? Power-slid over kebab meat? You should count yourselves lucky, because I have…

Have you ever watched a cabbie getting beat-up or abused? Maybe you’ve seen it through your window and stayed inside. Think again next time.

Don’t say ‘been busy?’ or ‘what time do you finish?’, don’t breathe through your mouth and NEVER break wind. Being a good customer or “punter” as we say in our 356 year old profession is easy, just follow the rules.