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Mr Taxi Man

Mr Taxi Man is Keith Hehir Lynch. Cockney Cab driving ne'er do well and blogging journalism student. Owns a pencil and scribbles nonsense for the Observer, not that one, the other one...

Mr Taxi Man

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Confessions Of A Cab Driver, Part 8: Broke Back Mountain Bike

The eighth installment of our resident taxi driver's confessions. Be warned, this one gets a little steamy...

Mr Taxi Man

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How To Make A Killing At The World's Biggest Watch Shop

From 1p to £327,000 the internet is full of weird and wonderful watches. Here's a blagger's guide on how to make it work for you...

Mr Taxi Man

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Confessions Of A Cab Driver, Part Seven: Dog's Knackers On My Window

Another installment from the adventures of our resident cab driver. This time he encounters a flying dog at the seaside...

Mr Taxi Man

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Confessions of a Cab Driver, Part Six: I Have Agreed To Do Bad Things…

Murder, theft, and debt collection are all part of "The Knowledge" for this Cab Driving Goodfella.

Mr Taxi Man

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Confessions of a Cab Driver, Part 5: Sex, Drugs And Rock N' Roll

We all make choices that shape our future selves, some good, some bad. I didn't make any choices. Here's a lighting fast review of what I can remember of the 1970s...

Mr Taxi Man

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Confessions of a Cab Driver, Part 4: Yes! I know You've had a Crap Day...

Bad week at work have you? That'll be why you've just puked down my back, tried to grab my crown jewels and spat at my cab...

Mr Taxi Man

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I Was A Stripper's Runner

Homeless aged 14 in 1973, a chance meeting with a stripper gave me the chance to eat, buy a new coat and fight with dirty old men for knickers...

Mr Taxi Man

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Why I Hate Football...

Despite a grounding at White Hart Lane and Hackney Marshes, I never got football, and the recent passing of my Father has done nothing to change my mind...

Mr Taxi Man

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Confessions of a Cab Driver

Have you ever left someone in a bush with a note pinned to them? Licked someone's combover? Become Mystic Meg by accident? Power-slid over kebab meat? You should count yourselves lucky, because I have...

Mr Taxi Man

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Cause and Effect: A Karmic Look at Life

Ever suffered as a result of something you did months earlier? Me too, from getting my head kicked in to being chased with a knife...

Mr Taxi Man

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Confessions of a Cab Driver, Part 3: Through the Night Darkly

Have you ever watched a cabbie getting beat-up or abused? Maybe you've seen it through your window and stayed inside. Think again next time.

Mr Taxi Man

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Confessions of a Cab Driver, Part 2: Be Aware of the Rules

Don't say 'been busy?' or 'what time do you finish?', don't breathe through your mouth and NEVER break wind. Being a good customer or "punter" as we say in our 356 year old profession is easy, just follow the rules.

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Mr Taxi Man

Confessions Of A Cab Driver, Part 8: Broke Back Mountain Bike

How To Make A Killing At The World's Biggest Watch Shop

Confessions Of A Cab Driver, Part Seven: Dog's Knackers On My Window

Confessions of a Cab Driver, Part Six: I Have Agreed To Do Bad Things…

Confessions of a Cab Driver, Part 5: Sex, Drugs And Rock N' Roll

Confessions of a Cab Driver, Part 4: Yes! I know You've had a Crap Day...

I Was A Stripper's Runner

Why I Hate Football...

Confessions of a Cab Driver

Cause and Effect: A Karmic Look at Life

Confessions of a Cab Driver, Part 3: Through the Night Darkly

Confessions of a Cab Driver, Part 2: Be Aware of the Rules

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