"Personally I think stripping's a great choice for the modern day career girl" Did that really come out of my mouth? Did I actually let that slip mid grind? Yes, yes I did, and there was worse to come.
I always tell people that I don’t like biscuits, however this is a lie I tell so I can steal their biscuits when they are not looking. Here's my tribute to the snack in the form of lists.
So horse meat has been found in Ikea meatballs. Sod that though, it's still better than a theme park or the seaside if you really want a great family day out...
Step away from the Family Guy themed underwear, put down those multi coloured boxers, if you want to get into a girls underwear you need to make sure yours are up to scratch too.
Tried (and failed) atkins? Can’t be bothered with carb cutting? Well not to worry here at Sabotage we bring you a revolutionary new diet. *Weight loss not guaranteed.
Forget chasing after RPatz or the hot one from JLS, you'd have far better chance of bagging yourself a celebrity beau if you just went for someone a little less obvious.
So, a new season of Glee has just begun but I for one am not going to be weeping with joy into my Liza Minelli duvet over it (that's the sort of thing people who watch Glee own).