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Olivia Foster

Olivia Foster is a small town girl in the big city. She likes to think of herself as London's answer to Carrie Bradshaw sadly, in reality, they only share the terrible dating history and not the amazing shoe collection. She mostly wants to be a journalist to get closer to the love of her life, that's right, the enigmatic Mr.Simon Cowell.

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The Diet To End All Diets

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The Diet To End All Diets

Tried (and failed) atkins? Can’t be bothered with carb cutting? Well not to worry here at Sabotage we bring you a revolutionary new diet. *Weight loss not guaranteed.

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Ramblings Of A Biscuit Thief

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Ramblings Of A Biscuit Thief

I always tell people that I don’t like biscuits however this is a lie I tell so I can steal their biscuits when they are not looking.

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Gentlemen May Prefer Blondes But Here's 10 Reasons Why Brunettes Are Best

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Gentlemen May Prefer Blondes But Here's 10 Reasons Why Brunettes Are Best

Jane Russell, the star of Gentleman Prefer Blondes has just passed away. Here's why I'd rather be a brunette...

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5 Nightmare Flatmates To Avoid Like The Plague

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5 Nightmare Flatmates To Avoid Like The Plague

Looking for a new housemate? Scouring the pages of Gumtree? Just make sure you don't land yourself with one of these shitbags.

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Birthday Boy Simon Cowell And 7 Strange Men I Secretly Would

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Birthday Boy Simon Cowell And 7 Strange Men I Secretly Would

Forget chasing after RPatz or the hot one from JLS, you'd have far better chance of bagging yourself a celebrity beau if you just went for someone a little less obvious.

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Glee Season Three? Spare Me

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Glee Season Three? Spare Me

So, a new season of Glee has just begun but I for one am not going to be weeping with joy into my Liza Minelli duvet over it (that's the sort of thing people who watch Glee own).

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Audrey Tautou And 9 Women Women Love To Love

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Audrey Tautou And 9 Women Women Love To Love

Some women are so beautiful it doesn't matter if you're straight, gay, bi or an alien from outer space you just would.

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Shoe Lickers And 4 Other Things I Hate About Pornography

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Shoe Lickers And 4 Other Things I Hate About Pornography

Porn: An unappreciation. No one wants to see old people having sex and if I wanted to hear the sounds of animals shagging I would go to the zoo.

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Gorgeous Gingers: Why I Want To Bag A Red Head

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Gorgeous Gingers: Why I Want To Bag A Red Head

This is a story about fancying the underdog, and by underdog I mean about fancying a ginger man. Or should I say fancying ginger men.

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Take A Dirty Picture For Me

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Take A Dirty Picture For Me

Forget flowers, forget candlelit dinners, forget moonlit walks along the sea front, modern day romance is all about trying before you buy.

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The Accidental Lapdance Tourist

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The Accidental Lapdance Tourist

"Personally I think stripping's a great choice for the modern day career girl" Did that really come out of my mouth? Did I actually let that slip mid grind? Yes, yes I did, and there was worse to come.

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What A Load Of Pants

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What A Load Of Pants

Step away from the Family Guy themed underwear, put down those multi coloured boxers, if you want to get into a girls underwear you need to make sure yours are up to scratch too.

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The Social Etiquette of Ugly Babies

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The Social Etiquette of Ugly Babies

He's an angel not a goblin, he's an angel not a goblin, he's an a...oh who am I kidding she's given birth to an alien!

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The Do's And Don'ts Of Online Dating

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The Do's And Don'ts Of Online Dating

Online dating it’s kind of acceptable now, kind of, everyone’s doing it, well not everyone....

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The Clothes Men Can't Pull In

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The Clothes Men Can't Pull In

There are some items of clothing that men should just never wear, from fleeces to cycling shorts, these are the crimes against fashion which are guarenteed to have the ladies running for the hills.

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