Rooney!!!!!!
Ox-powered.
It's not just football you know.
Two men who don't like to share the spotlight.
Superhero style.
On the day that Zola was sacked from Cagliari, we remember the good old days with his greatest quotes.
It's difficult to commentate with your tongue in cheek.
These are never a good idea.
These Tigers would burn bright.
Made of Stones.
Rotation only works with decent reserves.
Didn't know Jose drinks Icardi Breezers…
Territory gained…
Haha, oh dear.
So close, yet so far…
Who needs parking assist when you've got Mourinho?
Little Luis, big Louis.
You're a wizard, 'Arry!
Gt wll sn, Skrtel.
One man and his dog…
Classic clashes!
The Best idea? Or a bit Keane?
Cheeky Luiz strikes again.
"I like to play with 5 rolls of toilet paper at the back of the cupboard. Just incase."
Dan United?
What's the Angel on Bale?
Union Jack.
So many Arsenal fans behave as if they have a God given right to be in the top four. They are about to discover the...
*Runs out of Harry Kane puns*
What a hit son.
Calm down, calm down, you might think. But try as I might to hide it, I have a grudging respect for that lot down t...
Step aside Flamini.
Radja badger.
Harry Kewell, is that you?
When the going gets tough, Arsenal just can't win.
#7, #11 and #23 particularly impressive.
Money talks.
Funnily enough it's not Modric.
Never crack one of your back teeth again.
If you want to be THAT guy at the 5-a-side, here's how.
A new documentary about the Clash frontman hits screens this month. Here's why y...
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It's getting so bad authorities banned football completely in February.
Get your tissues, lads - we're going cryin'.
Yowsah, yowsah, yowsah, disco's chief raconteur sits down for a chat about Daft ...
"Living on is a prayer"
"I don’t masturbate over leaked sex tapes on moral grounds but I really think ...
Football needed something to make it choke on its prawn sandwiches.
Their new album is fat with tunes, but here's why one of their band members reck...
It started with a growl...
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Acid is a dangerous drug, kids.
Think being left handed is a walk in the park? Try early death, discrimination a...
OK, only one part of that sentence is actually true, but how do we know its moti...