Mainly because you can remember how shit the sex is.
You can get laid with minimal emotional fallout, just as long as you follow these rules...
Oh sod off with your "Forever Alone" talk you grumpy singletons. Valentine's is terrible for EVERYONE, regardless if you've found someone....
It's not all sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll in a struggling band. Sometimes groupies are all about Cadbury's chocolate and romantic CDs.
Hey beards and tats lovers, it's your lucky day...
The internet's obsession with gaping orifices and ridiculously plush houses that nobody actually lives in have started to put me right off my str...
Classic case of 'do as I say not as I do' from government officials...
It really is as cringeworthy as it sounds...
Let's face it, there can't really be any other reason for it...
"I'd just graduated from uni with a BA in design, then I met a French pimp... "
As a younger man I had a wanking habit that would have blinded everyone with 20/20 vision. Here's a few places I wh...
You broke the internet, Kim Kardashian
Russ Meyer's 1965 sexploitation masterpiece deserves a place in film history.
Two New Yorkers have come up with a sex toy designed specifically for couples, but should blokes be relying on tech...
It can't be just us...
Mainly to prove that no one says 'fap' in the real world...
The French are still reeling at the revelations of President François Hollande’s affair with actress Julie Gayet. But what the Brits want to k...
Not content with her experiences of pornography, Lucie Blush set out to deliver something more moral, more sensual and more romantic than the mai...
Some of these really don't sound enjoyable at all...
If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing right...
He died doing what he loved: shoving huge things into his bum.
Yes that's right, we said 10 hours.
From ancient reality stars to computer game characters, our ever popular series is back...
The Hanky Code: It's a bit like the Da Vinci code but with fisting.
Before the internet men had to run the gauntlet of sneaking a jazz mag upstairs and then hiding it from Mum's prying eyes.Those were the days...
Donuts as cock rings? Nah. Pube pulling? Ditto, Where the hell do they get these ideas from and does anyone really try them?
Never underestimate the ingenuity of perverts...
My obsession with celebrity sex tapes has hit a bit of blip as there simply aren’t enough. Here are a few I wish ...
People are seriously losing their shit over this guy.
Brothels in Brazil are now competing with nightclubs and hotel bars for the attention of rich, young society types....
From surgery to psychology, here's the answers...
Two of the internet's biggest draws, sex and selfies, have combined forces. Has entertainment really come to this?
Usually just seen as a stage in the evolution of foreplay and a poor alternative to the blow job, here's why the handjob should be more appreciated...
Men have it tough: you've been sold a romantic ideal by Hollywood that no woman actually wants. In fact, most of these romantic moments would see you kicked in the knackers or outed as a freak...
Beyond the mirrorballs and the shining poles a strip club is also a reflection of the world outside it. Perfect gir...
The chance of a quickie in an airplane toilet are pretty much zero in today's world of sardine-tin economy flights,...
That show is, like, mostly shower sex and it's all been completely at odds with my own experiences... Am I just doi...
Bondage and fetish correspondence from the land of the free.
Sturgeon represents a streak of decency and integrity almost extinct in British ...
Absolute beast.
Hacks on the big screen. Here's the pick of the bunch.
A selection of quotations from the famous and the not so famous of God’s own c...
For four seasons now, Game of Thrones has delivered some of the most dramatic an...
Dorne. Lock it in your mind. It’s a place where Game of Thrones will be spendi...
It was the simple story of a very naughty boy who gets mistaken for the Messiah....
Whilst many believe the punk rock spirit of artistic rebellion and personal nihi...
We all know kids’ TV is pretty shit nowadays. But it’s not the saccharine-sw...
From the sound of the dial-up to downloading made-up hip hop tracks. Twentysomet...
They're asking the turkeys to vote for Christmas and we're supposed to listen to...
Dad wars.
From selling fake art with a dodgy French accent to run-ins with the Thai Mafia,...
Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
What, no Kate Nash?
From watches up arses to the history of the Sicilian people...
In football, history only remembers the losers. Roberto Baggio’s glittering ca...
Everyone from Alan McGee to Andrew Weatherall has got on stage for a Chinwag. Fo...
Ten times as many young Brits joined ISIS than joined our own reserve army last ...
Pushers, gropers, huggers, snoopers and acquaintances, these are the fiends of y...