Hate your job? At least you don't have to put up with bullies, maggots and corpses. Matt Weiner meets Britain’s unluckiest workers
Morons, pricks, arseholes and idiots - this boss is one seriously angry honcho.
You really have to ask what they were thinking...
When there's a simple message to get across, there's no need to complicate it with a ridiculous sign...
No, this isn't an episode of South Park. It's a real shop in America...
What happens when weird job interviews get weirder at a tile merchants who delight in conducting a contrived routine in order to ask bizarre and ...
The news is depressing, the Tories are in power and the job market is up the swanny. But all is not lost, and here's why...
Taking the pain out of buying a stranger a present; here's a run down of the strangest gifts for your colleagues this Christmas.
Our economy is screwed, our jobs are pointless and our food is crap; you can't move in Britain without hearing what's wrong with the place. But m...
Taking you ‘outside your comfort zone’ is now such an over-used vocal emission it has become cultural carbon dioxide. But what the fuck is it?
Ring! Ring! It's 7:00 A.M.! Move y'self to go again. Cold water in the face. Brings you back to this awful place. T...
In 1902 Cecil Rhodes said ‘to be born an Englishman is to win first prize in God's lottery’. 111 years later th...
It was recently revealed that Ryanair staff charged a man who had gone into cardiac arrest for a drink. But it's th...
What's worse than getting the boot? Not getting the boot. Confused? Well let this tale of pickle and cowardice enli...
To celebrate the release of Horrible Bosses we’ve asked our Saboteurs to regale us of tales of wankers they’ve worked under. In the case of t...
I dont want to see Take That at Wembley, watch X Factor or have kids... deal with it.
This cafe I frequent has a low turnover of staff and, as such, the addition of a new waiter has come as something as a surprise...
It might look like a giant grey foam-filled scrotum, but, in theory, the Ostich Pillow is the best thing since sliced bread...
There's bad luck and then there is slipping at work and turning yourself into an inflatable doll. Apparently his skin felt like roast pork...
After 10 years of nothing more than a cursory smile, the woman who regularly serves me in the cafe I frequent brigh...
Not only has he got to cope with 'getting to know' his new classmates, but his girlfriend has got a poster of a lon...
The everyday match day conversation of two men has lead to disciplinary action, a sacking and media outrage. What d...
Some impressive TPS and several timely flirting incidents are keeping the wind in my sails, but the upcoming expira...
From Coco-Pops to Victoria Principal, all sorts of weird stuff pops into my head as I trudge to work...
Sat in my local caff, it came to me that piercing an egg yolk is none too dissimilar to unleashing breasts from a bra. Now if only that man would...
I don't ever have to worry about going bald, but I have had to re-consider my commitment to long hair as I face my forties.
The English trolley dolly is looking filthier than ever, the Pakistani Mafia continue to annoy and the Algerian just won't let the hilarious nick...
We think so. Mike Ashley seems to make his managerial changes based on the spin of a roulette wheel. Red for sack, ...
Office warfare has never been so much fun. Meet Nerf’s most powerful blaster yet
Poor TPS results and a rollercoaster shift pattern have taken the wind out of our man's sails, but at least the Som...
Adjusting to life in the 'big unit', how to deal with the Pakistani Mafia and why you should think hard before smok...
After failing miserably in his attempts to get a visa our Englishman is on his way back to Reading. But not before being made painfully aware of his baldness and mortally offending a mermaid.
In the past I would've saved a drowning child, turned down the reward and walked off into the sunset. But in these hard financial times my demands have changed a tad. Cough up or I'm not even dipping a toe pal.
Don't say 'been busy?' or 'what time do you finish?', don't breathe through your mouth and NEVER break wind. Being a good customer or "punter" as we say in our 356 year old profession is easy, just follow the rules.
Losing your job is never easy. The humiliation, the insecurity and the money problems are all terrible, but it's th...
Think unemployment's bad here? You've obviously not seen the countless Syrian workers in Lebanon, just praying for ...
Our Englishman's visa is running out. This time he has to combat supermarkets, racism and the worst child in the wo...
Glued to The Apprentice? We are. It's quite difficult to get so many idiots in one room, well done to whoever cast ...
The government is voluntarily surrendering our place at the top table and the Am...
Every now and again we like to remind ourselves of this.
Never crack one of your back teeth again.
One fan's overdue love letter to the only comic to school its readers in Yiddish...
If you want to be THAT guy at the 5-a-side, here's how.
A new documentary about the Clash frontman hits screens this month. Here's why y...
Yep, just 'balls' now.
Guns + Bacon = Internet
On what would have been Brandon Lee’s 47th birthday we pay tribute to his fina...
Hammond and Clarkson are at it in the back of a Renault Twingo and the Stig reve...
John Inverdale has since apologised for his use of the word 'cunted' on the BBC'...
It's getting so bad authorities banned football completely in February.
Get your tissues, lads - we're going cryin'.
Yowsah, yowsah, yowsah, disco's chief raconteur sits down for a chat about Daft ...
"Living on is a prayer"
"I don’t masturbate over leaked sex tapes on moral grounds but I really think ...
Football needed something to make it choke on its prawn sandwiches.
Their new album is fat with tunes, but here's why one of their band members reck...
It started with a growl...
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