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How Did Porn Turn Normal Sex Into A Fetish?

by Shit Pistol
3 October 2013 14 Comments

Have you ever thought about how porn has changed the way we get down to it? If Aliens wanted to check our mating practices, watching porn would probably raise more questions than it would answer...

I like porn. Let’s make that clear. Even when it’s not erotic it’s usually at least funny. Eurotrash understood this very well. God I miss Eurotrash. And HeadF*ck for that matter but it’s probably for the best that David Icke isn’t on TV any more.

Anyway I’ll keep this short…ish. I was thinking about a story my friend Tom told me a few years back. This story is somewhat vulgar by the way of warning. Tom had been on a romantic getaway with his lady to celebrate something or other. Essentially an excuse to have lots of sex in a place other than their home. During one such encounter Tom asks:

“Can I cum on your tits?”

And his girlfriend has THE  best response to this question I’ve ever heard.

“Why?”

Why? Because it’s what happens in porn. Generations of men brought up to want to cum on tits, ass, face, back. Anywhere but the vagina. Which is surely the way sex is meant to work. It’s weird. I remember us all laughing at work about how we had been brainwashed into wanting to do something so completely pointless.

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But it gets weirder. When I was thinking about this story I remembered Cream Pie. Cream Pie is a sub-genre of pornography in which the man does cum in the lady’s vagina. Some absolute genius came up with this idea of Cream Pie. Essentially marketing normal sex back to us as a niche genre. What a strange world we live in when we can be sold the idea that normality is a speciality. Just a thought.

Whatever you think about pornography the undeniable truth is that it’s been on the forefront of almost every media breakthrough in history. Photography was quickly adopted by smut-peddlers when it was birthed by Fox Talbot (for no other reason than that he was shit at drawing). Said peddlers jumped straight on the bandwagon when motion pictures were invented. Skipping forward the Betamax and VHS war was abruptly ended when VHS allowed porno producers to distribute on their medium while Sony still refused to allow their superior Betamax system to be sullied. And if you want further evidence I give you THE INTERNET. No Denying that smut peddlers are forward thinking.

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Kane 12:44 pm, 14-Aug-2012

Every vice is a punishment within itself, porn deminishes your desire for the kind of woman that will actually fuck you (Doug Stanhope).

Mikie 4:07 pm, 14-Aug-2012

Enlightening

Deni 9:50 pm, 14-Aug-2012

Fantastic article. Thank you. More unnecessary and unrealistic reasons most porn is distorted: fake dirty talk, fake boobs, spitting, lube, x-rated camera angles, repetitive, boring or weird 'porn' positions, shit stripper outfits, bad/lack of acting, etc. Not only is this a shame and saddening that it's generally how young people are learning about sex, but for people who know how to do it right and pleasurably - it's bloody crap pornographic viewing!

Wendy McDonald 12:33 pm, 15-Aug-2012

Witty, well observed article which raises a number of questions that I will demand answers to when my other half gets in. You can have a relationship with your partner or you can have a relationship with porn. But not both!

Chris 2:28 pm, 15-Aug-2012

Smart piece...

G 2:30 pm, 15-Aug-2012

Ummm, a cream pie is actually a bit more than that... well at least in the gay world; you cum on the ass and use that for lubricant to fuck again (or another man uses it as lube .. ad infinitum ¬_¬). I presume the same applies with the minority straights.

Andy Southgate 11:12 am, 16-Aug-2012

Laughed out loud at this - very amusing and some great points made. One question though - use of the word "ass"? I don't get it.

Topfilmtip 11:02 am, 24-Jan-2013

In chuck Palahnuik's abrasive novel- Pigmy, the protagonist, a 15 year old "north Korean" infiltrator into the American mid west comments that westerners are idiots because they are always ejaculating on women's breasts and faces and they will never be able to make new generations to stand up to global aggressors that way. Great article chap.

JJJ 3:55 pm, 25-Jan-2013

Unless the girl looks as though she's been dragged through a hedge backwards after the scene, I find porn rather unstimulating.... @ G - you've just made me throw my muller rice up.... and no that isn't a euphemism.

Boomchakalack 3:34 pm, 17-Feb-2013

There's a lot of interesting questions to ask about the effect of porn on sexual behaviour, but surely the drive behind wanting to cum on your girlfriend's breasts is fairly straightforward: 1. It looks great. 2. It's a nice thing to do if she's already cum and hence is a bit sensitive.

Severino 12:44 pm, 18-Feb-2013

Ehm, the porn Cream Pie variety involves an extreme closeup of cum dripping out of the woman's vagina. Often with the guy using his index to go after the goodies. I think it's a pretty safe bet to assume that not many guys position their face 4 inches from "there" after fucking a girl. So yes, it's a pretty "niche" taste if you ask me.

bnd 11:30 am, 19-Apr-2013

cummin on tits is useful if u dont wanna cum in her vag. my take on this is with bdsm. i really like bdsm porn , particularly the nasty shit where women get degraded. dont know why but it makes me wild. ive tried it multiple times in real life and usually it hasnt worked (despite the girl being bang up for it too, even suggesting it first). too much porn will send u mad i think

bnd 11:37 am, 19-Apr-2013

to add to what i jst said. i remember when i was a kid having strong power fantasies that i knew were wrong an i think porn tapped into this. now wothout porn i never woulda even thought to try such stuff. is it bad that it makes realistic what u wouldnt have thought about otherwise or is it good to let u explore urself?

Franklin Veaux 12:22 am, 8-Oct-2013

So I was on a getaway with one of my partners once. That evening, I asked her, "Can we have sex with a condom? You know, for reasons other than procreation?" And her answer was "Why?" After all, sex is meant to procreate. Why do something so pointless? If I were to say that, you'd probably think it was strange. When you start talking about any kind of sex as "pointless," you've already run off the rails. What's the point of coming on someone's tits? What's the point of using a condom? To have fun. Because the people involved find it enjoyable. That's the ONLY point to any sex that isn't for procreation--because it's fun. People have been doing this for a long time before porn existed, and will continue doing it for as long as we're human. Why? Because it's fun. Creampies are not "fetishization of normal sex." The DEFINING characteristic of a creampie is that you see the semen leaking out. Why? Because it's fun. Why is it fun? Who knows? Why is kiteboarding or watching reruns of the "Die Hard" movies fun? I've heard evo psych speculation that men are aroused by the sight of semen, because our ancestors who found it arousing out-competed our ancestors who didn't and passed down that trait to us. Who knows? It's fun. The notion that porn "fetishizes normal sex" assumes there is such a thing as "normal sex." I don't think that's an assumption that can be supported.

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