Seabrook Crisps: An Appreciation
How had I forgot about them for so long?
2.30pm on a Friday afternoon is a funny time. You can hear the pub calling but are trapped in the realization that you still have five hours work to do in three. You need crisps. I sauntered off into the kitchen laughing at Geoff Boycott banging on about his stick of rhubarb on TMS, wondering if his mum could, actually, make a better fist of batting that Johnny Bairstow.
Rustling around in the boy’s packed lunch area, I found a packet of Seabrook sea salt flavour, hidden underneath some bagels. “The bastards,” I thought, “they’ve hidden them from me on purpose.” Not that I blame them mind, I’m a crisp heathen, especially ready salted.
I’m a crisp heathen, especially ready salted
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Seabrooks cheese n onion rule!!
The appearance of this piece is definitive proof that Blackhurst will do anything to try and blag free crisps. It'll be an appreciation of Lion bars next. Then Razzle.
Never mix crisps and Razzle. Especially the wasabi flavour.
I often treat myself to a seabrooks 'meat feast' . recipe below; Open bag of beefy flavour. Open bag of Canadian ham flavour. Shovel into mouth all at once.
Worcester Sauce flavour was/is the canine undercarriage of Crispdom...
Sea salt and salt and vinegar are the only acceptable flavours. Both shit on all other brands and flavourings from a great height. Perfect to add to a sandwich too.
I'll give you a day until you break and go to the website. You do know you can order a 'mixed box' of any flavour you want directly to your house?
about the only thing Bradford can be proud of
I'll not buy Tory crisps. I'll not buy crisps that are made in Bradford but the makers won't acknowledge the fact on the packets. But I will google pictures of the semi nude crisp heiress
100% agree! The best crisps known to man!
Probably get shot for this...prawn cocktail
@ Mags link ??
But do they have hedghog?
The beef flavour are the true successor of beef discos
Used to be well into the old Seabrook but I find them a little to oily these days apart from sticking in a mature Cheddar sandwich. Another famous Bradford product much like the Jowett Javelin and the Grattan catalogue, that's gone down the pan...
Seabrook crips are indeed a top guilty pleasure. As are them photos of Ms Seabrook, shame she was promoting Lays.
Proud devourer since Southroyd Junior school, Pudsey they are truly the king of Crisps...tried to get LUFC to do a tie-in to produce 'Leeds 'n'Onion' in the club colours but the club catering arse vetoed it.
FAO Weekender email me, its worth it. The little tinker gets her Candian Ham out.
Smiths Savoury vinegar,Delish.Stopped making them many years ago,God only knows why.
@fieryjack. Seabrook's would never have done it anyway, the factory would have been burned to the ground within the week. LUFC is not universally popular in Bradford. Get your own crisps!
Seabrook Tomato..... now that's where its at, sadly rarely seen on supermarket shelves (at least over here on the 'dark side' of the Pennines)
Seabrook Cheese and Chive are the best crisps. Really, try them.