Not clever, not insightful and not particularly funny. Who do you think has it worse: Talibs captured by UK/US forces, or vice-versa? Who do you think receives better medical treatment? Who do you think has a better chance of eventual release? And what do you think the Talibs would do to a captured servicewoman? (Clue: Soviet soldiers captured by the Afghans in the 80s were sometimes found with their severed genitals stuffed in their mouths. Would you care to apply your hamfisted moral relativism to that?)