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A Practical Guide To Afterparties

When they're good they can produce some of the best moments of your clubbing career, but they can also go spectacularly wrong and leave you questioning your life choices in a room full of oddballs. The afterparty is a tough beast to tame...

The Dalston Years

6 Things Never To Say To A Barman

Your suspicions were justified: the guy pouring your sixteenth Guinness and half-heartedly laughing at your weak puns really does hate you. Read on and cringe...

24 Comments Chris Mifsud

The Weird Places I Have Masturbated In Public

As a younger man I had a wanking habit that would have blinded everyone with 20/20 vision. Here's a few places I whacked one out...

31 W Anker

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I Became An Alcoholic Without Even Noticing

It could probably happen to anyone. The weekends become Mondays, then people start looking at you slightly differently....

12 Craig Campbell

What Your Favourite Childhood Cartoon Says About You

You may think that you became a hipster because skinny jeans suit you (they don't) or turned into a lad because you can finish a centurion without being sick. It's all lies. You're the way you are because of the cartoons you watched as a child, it's time to face up to the fact...

15 Caroline O Donoghue

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What It Feels Like To Get Your Head Kicked In

Ever wondered what it feels like to get the absolute shit kicked out of you? Well, wonder know more...

23 Owen Blackhurst

The Stories Behind 9 Of The World's Most Famous Cocktails

In great cocktails, like great art, sometimes it just takes one man to see things differently.

2 Stephen Foy

7 Dodgy Essex Boozers To Avoid Like The Plague

At its best, an old-fashioned boozer is a joy to behold. At its worst, it's where dreams go to die and mutants congregate in packs. Here are Esse...

84 George Young

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Anatomy Of A Song #1: Robert Ellis - "A Bottle Of Wine"

In the first of a new series, the American troubador picks apart his drink and drugs addled ode to a toxic relationship...

1 Robert Ellis

The Drinks That Made Me Who I Am

Some people had major events that shape their life - love, marriage, death - but for me, it was alcohol that made me who I am and these drinks in particular...

John Underwood

An Ode To The Nags Head And Other Great On-Screen Pubs & Bars

Be it on television or in film, a good pub has been the centerpiece of many of our best loved bits of entertainment...

7 Comments Carl Anka

6 Reasons January Is The Best Month Of The Year

Christmas is over, you're being shafted by work and you can't even drink to forget it. Forget all that, and read w...

2 Comments David Hillier

Croqueta: Celebrating Spain's Sleazy Drinking Fuel

A slag-ish mix of carbs, protein, fat and salt that keeps you thirsty enough to stay for another drink, and just th...

Suburban Bushwacker

Is She Fit Or Is She Hot?

When faced with a girl on the bus, which word automatically comes to mind? Maybe it's a case of national pride, but...

23 Comments Russell-Berrisford

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Sabotage Times Christmas Supermarket Wine Guide (Yes Really)

Spend less, spend wisely, drink more. That's our wine expert's advice as he guides you through the supermarket wall of wine.

John Mackin

The 12 Pubs of Christmas

Sod the partridge in a pear tree and 12 drummers drumming, what Christmas is really about is getting warm and cosy in a good pub, with a foaming ...

7 Adrian Tierney-Jones

Pouring Booze Down The Drains In The Prohibition Era

In a time when old fashioned gangsters rode around with Tommy guns, the police thought it'd be a good idea to ban all alcohol in America. This is...

Sabotage

An In Depth Guide To The Best Rockumentaries

Remember when music documentaries weren't about Katy Perry and Justin Bieber? When they were about, oh, what's it called...music? Here's a rundow...

17 Dale Shaw

5 Actors Who Drank Like Maniacs

The golden age of Hollywood was famous for many things, not least actors who would drink you under the table...

32 Comments Richard Luck

Sex And The Soft Drinks Rating Scale

Have you ever overheard your sexual performance being compared to a soft drink? If so, you may have been a victim o...

11 Comments Ella Simone

Britain's Best Beer City

It's not just all struggling football teams, music and steel, Sheffield is the best beer city in the UK.

16 Comments Adrian Tierney-Jones

A Guide To Watching TV When Drunk

Television is made for people. However, you need to your show pick wisely. Here's the definitive guide to matching ...

3 Comments Lucy Uprichard

The Best (And Worst) Non-Alcoholic Lagers

Giving up beer is hard work enough without having to spend ages trying to find an alternative, this guide to the be...

30 Comments Howard Turner

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The Five Best Things About Rural Drinking Culture

The countryside might be lacking in anything remotely useful or practical, but drinking in rural pubs beats the city every time.

10 Lucy Uprichard

How To Survive The Night Bus

Drunk or sober, we all need to take the night bus at some time or another. Here's how to not end up broke or beaten up...

6 Henrietta Hitchcock

The Drunken Bakers: Viz At Its Finest

Where else can you find intelligent Beckettian drama featuring addiction, depression, fatalism and gastronomy?

22 Dave Lee

You're Not Metrosexual, You're A Knob

For the love of yoga, please leave the alcopops, talking about your emotions and special dietary requirements to the ladies.

64 Daisy Buchanan

Moustaches & Pork Knees At The Plzen Beer Festival

Wonderful beer, cracking food and the most attractive women in Eastern Europe - I love the Czech Republic.

Adrian Tierney-Jones

How To Make Moonshine

Moonshining and backyard distilling is an art that’s approaching something of a renaissance. That said, it’s no...

2 Comments James Rippingale

The Insider's Guide To Post-Revolution Tunisia

It's been a British holidaymakers' favourite for a while; scratch beneath the surface and you'll fnd a country full...

Coco Khan

The Pros And Cons Of The Toilet Freshen Up Man

Twat or hero? Owen Blackhurst and Harry Harris had a row, so we asked them to write about it...

18 Comments Sabotage

Why Real Life Parties Are Rubbish Compared To Fictional Ones

Real-life parties have always left me cold, but now I've read Suzette Field's excellent book on literature's greatest parties I know why...

Dale Shaw

Now the Drugs Don't Work, They Just Make You Worse

One of the few things worse than a drugged up twat, coming up on MDMA or down on a spliff, is a drugged up twat in your own house.

46 Alexander Netherton

The 10 Biggest Festival Mistakes

Getting fleeced by dealers, shagging on a Sunday, and carrying more booze than your body can handle. We've all been there....

Fiona Evans

My Homebrew Nightmare

I'd always thought making one's own booze was the preserve of the bearded and lonely. Until, that is, I got engage...

2 Comments Mark Brophy

Beautiful Vintage Beer Cans

Like booze? Like old stuff? Then you've come to the right place...

2 Comments Sabotage

A Day In The Life of Bart Simpson Aged 33

Had he not been injected with some yellow anti-ageing solution by Matt Groening, Bart Simpson would now be 33, and ...

59 Comments Sabotage

The Great Gatsby: Meet The Real Life Inspiration For Fitzgerald's Icon

In a decade which would spawn the speed boat, Nascar, US Coast Guard, Las Vegas and the modern cocktail, it was the...

1 Comment Ben Leggett

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