England line up against Uruguay tonight. Chances are they'll beat us, but then again it just might turn out like this...
Recognise many of these? Thought not...
England aren't going to win the World Cup this summer - but there's no reason the experience can't be used positively to build toward future successes.
A tremendous performance, squad that looks deeper all the time and emerging talent on the fringes. It will probably end in tears, but you never know...
Forget Jack Wilshere’s English jobs for English workers comments, it’s his views on the English style of play that are really worrying. Yet he isn't to blame and he is right about the need for an identity, but what will it be?
Greg Dyke made several valid points, but with the stuffed shirt nature of the FA still requiring coaching candidates to pull their socks up for e...
Goodbye Frank, Stevie et al. You tried hard but we need a fresh start.
Forget the collective inability to pass to each other, if Kyle Walker is our only alternative to Johnson then we truly are screwed...
Here are the highlights of England's performance against the Ukraine tonight
A revelation for Everton this season, is about time we were bold and stuck the youngster in?
This is why Rooney has been forced to pull out of the England squad...*WARNING*: Not for the feint-hearted.
The FA International Tournament has just started and with England U17s in the spotlight, we take a look at 5 of the...
To mark the launch of an ace new England kit we caught up with Danny Welbeck to talk about his rise to stardom, get...
The new England kit was revealed yesterday, borrowing heavily from the Germany '66 World Cup strip. The real golden...
It is the summer of 1996. The weather is brilliant, football is coming home and I am terrified of Jürgen Klinsmann.
The skipper had one of his poorer games for his country but Cleverley was hideous. Come back Jack, your country really needs you...
It may not have been the toughest of tests for England but they played very well on Friday night. The star of the show was The Ox, who will surel...
In an exclusive photo shoot with Topman Generation, Newcastle United's Steven Taylor delivers his best 'Blue Steel' pose, talks about life at St ...
The best left back in the world for some time, as Chelsea's Ashley Cole picks up his 100th cap tonight, we should be celebrating his career rather than childishly sneer and call him "Cashley"
The Premier League is flush with cash but beneath the surface English football is in a bad way...
In this exclusive interview, the England and Liverpool midfielder talks about captaining England, life under Brenda...
With England’s centre-back positions up for grabs, Jagielka’s steady rise to prominence comes as no surprise fo...
Jagielka is as dependable as they come for his club side, but on the vast Wembley pitch his poor positional sense a...
England are back in action and, as ever, the only way is up for Hodgson’s men. Here's a run-through of some selection dilemmas for the qualifyi...
Now the dust has settled on England's Euro 2012 exit, here's a look at the future for the national side and if the Three Lions will ever scale th...
A first-hand account of how cold cynicism was replaced by giddy optimism for one England fan during a whirlwind, 24 hour trip to Kiev’s Olympic...
A Brazilian wonders why we always get so carried away when England are at a major tournament. The players are never good enough, so what's to get...
England slipped out of the Euro 2012 trapdoor last night after an exasperating penalty shootout defeat to Italy. Bu...
With England fans wondering if the national side will ever compete against the best teams in the world, here's a re...
England may have crashed out of Euro 2012 tonight, but Roy's boys fought to the bitter end with Italy and the dread...
The last England Euro 2012 Handbags+ show is sadly here. Catch up with the Sabotage Times cast as they debated The ...
Catch the latest Handbags+ show live on Google+ at 1pm. The Sabotage crew dissect England's quarter-final exit at the hands of Italy and what next for the national side.
England and Italy may not have a celebrated rivalry like other national sides do, but considering the domestic relationship the countries share perhaps they should. Here's a look back at some classic Anglo-Italian moments...
The likes of Gerrard and Terry are getting all of the praise, but Manchester City defender Joleon Lescott's contribution has been hugely underrated. Here's why...
England goalkeeper Rob Green has joined QPR from West Ham. Here's that famous wonder save of his vs the USA...
After a classic JT 'life on the line' performance in defence for England against Ukraine, is it time to stop hating...
The latest Handbags + has arrived. Unlike the mainstream news, our panel is pleased with Hodgson's group-topping te...
Wazza's back and he's opened his account for England at the Euros. Now you can wear his mug with pride.
As Colombian football reaches its turning point on the biggest stage, we look ba...
They don't react to this kind of thing well, by the looks of it...
A year on from landing a dream job in the Square Mile, you're 18, dealing with p...
Whether it's a Del Ray-esque slice of pop noir or the return of Esben And The Wi...
Ever wondered how Penn and Teller caught a bullet, or Derren Brown played Russia...
Donuts as cock rings? Nah. Pube pulling? Ditto, Where the hell do they get these...
Metallica headlined Glastonbury last weekend. Here is why they'd be absolutely n...
A 20th anniversary re-release proves that Cornell and co's fourth album smashes ...
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside. Off on a UK holiday? Here's a run down of...
A bunch of super cool photographs by a super cool photographer in a *pretty cool...
Looking for a room to rent can be shite at the best of times, let alone all the ...
Songs to be buried to, songs to cook fried bread to, and songs to get those hep ...
Never underestimate the ingenuity of perverts...
Staring at the barrels of a load of guns isn't quite how I thought my first day ...
In a world of back-biting, media payoffs and moles within the team, Rohan Ricket...
Always the bridesmaid, only occasionally the bride...
Bobby is - was - one of our last links to Sam Cooke, Wilson Pickett, Ray Charles...