Nothing makes me madder than something I respect saying they like Boris because behind the floppy fringe and gormless grin lies something deeply disturbing...
Conservatism is waging class war against those who most need help and the concept of helping those less fortunate is completely alien to these chinless wonders...
When the the news broke that traces of horse meat had been found in school dinners, my Japanese girlfriend laughed. School dinners in Japan are something the kids don't fake illness to avoid and we'd to well to follow their lead.
David Cameron delivered the archetypal Tory speech yesterday. He defended aspiration - something he knows nothing about - and indulged in cheap jingoism. I wasn't overly impressed...
Chloe Smith was given a royal savaging by Paxman on Newsnight, but George Osborne should never have put her up for that kind of criticism, he should have taken the bullet himself.
Dismantling the NHS is one thing, but targeting the humble pasty? That's going overboard guys. Don't let those Westminster fat cats stop you from getting your Gregg's fix!