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Holiday With Mum Back To Our Mad Bad Philippines

Posted: 13 October 2011
Tags: parenting, relationships, terrorism, Travel

The birthplace of tough-nut Manny Pacquiao and home to pirates, warlords, drug trafficking and a deadly guerilla warfare, the island of Mindanao in the Philippines is one of the most dangerous places in the world. I decided it was a great holiday destination.


At some point between her threatening to hack the hands off some trick-or-treaters and my Dad hiding the kitchen knives in the sofa cushions out of sheer terror, I knew my Mum was as hard as nails. She comes from Mindanao, Philippines; the southern most island that is on one hand sleepy tropics homing farmers, fishermen and some of the friendliest and generous people you could ever meet. On the other, one of the most monstrously violent and lawless places in the world. Pirates, bandits, warlords, drug trafficking and centre of the bloodiest guerilla conflict the country has seen- I decided it was an excellent place to go on holiday.

Up until 2009 the only Philippine experience I had in my adult life was getting hustled away from the chicken wing buffet so there was room for a Mariah karaoke sing-along. I always grimace politely when people say they went travelling round Asia and ‘found themselves’, presumably while drinking out of a bucket on a beach while small brown women gave them head massages. The idea of trekking round a third world country to gawp at the impoverished then return to the safety of a hotel has always seemed a little contrived to me. Maybe this is part of my own guilt, I always knew my mum had had a poor upbringing but she rarely spoke about it apart from the times I refused to finish my tea and she’d go batshit crazy, chase me with the ‘hitting slipper’ and remind me how lucky I was to have food.

Blacklisted for travel by the Foreign and Commonwealth Office, President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo seems to dip the island in and out of a state of emergency with much of the south of Mindanao being under an almost perpetual rule of martial law. Philippines is unique in its latin temperament and being the only country in Asia to embrace Catholicism under Spanish colonisation. Mindanao however is home to the small population of indigenous Muslims, with the increasing neglect of Muslim regions escalating into an insurgence of several Islamic groups, including the unfortunately abbreviated ‘MILF’- Moro Islamic Liberation Front and Abu Sayyaf. While it has given no signs of slowing since 1969, Mindanao is not exactly new to guerilla rebels, with the conflict blending into the ultra-sadistic communist New People’s Army war against US occupation that preceded it. The island is plagued. The Philippines already has devastating typhoons and earthquakes, throw in terrorism and it doesn’t exactly make for a hive of tourism. Nobody wants to go on holiday with that many things threatening to kill them.

We stay in Makati, the business district, the area where Imelda had filled her luxury condo with shoes and Versace sofas while down the road people ate out of bins in the slums.

Still, after hammering home the warning that I may be tourist-napped and sold off for meat our trip goes ahead, starting in the capital Manila. Mum knows what delicate flowers my sister and I are so we stay in Makati, the business district, the area where Imelda had filled her luxury condo with shoes and Versace sofas while down the road people ate out of bins in the slums. The proximity of the fancy hotels to the streets filled with rotting trash and corrugated iron shanties is fascinating as it is shocking. As predicted I’m gawping at the poor from an air-conditioned taxi. What I naïvely hadn’t expected was the sheer volume of armed police officers and metal detectors. The gloss of Makati is occasionally blemished with remnants of terrorist attacks. A hanging tarpaulin emblazoned with a cheery ‘Mabuhay!’ still hides the damage of the 2005 Valentine’s Day passenger bus bomb, which the Islamic ‘Abu Sayyaf’ group charmingly claimed was a “Valentine’s gift for (President) Gloria”.

Gently broken in by Manila we fly to my Mum’s hometown in the north of Mindanao. Bancasi Airport is plonked in the middle of mountains and acres upon acres of coconut palms. Our plane swings round mid landing to accommodate what is essentially a large plain of concrete for a runway with a glorified portacabin for a terminal. It’s not like walking out on to the set of Platoon like my Mum had made out but greeting us by the luggage claim is a large poster with twenty or so mug shots of the most wanted men in the area, various bounties on their head for crimes never straying from the extremes of kidnapping, bomb attacks and multiple murders. This is the safer end of the island.

The Philippines troubles remain sparsely reported, perhaps because it’s not sitting on oil or perhaps videos of prisoners doing a choreographed dance to ‘Thriller’ is more newsworthy.

The stares we’re met with could burn holes and I suddenly feel very White and tall and wearing too much Topshop. Coming straight from the painfully overcrowded Manila the sparseness of Mindanao and how basic everything is, is hard to take in. My first thoughts were pangs of guilt, which I’m ashamed to say, were immediately followed by “fuck, I wonder what the toilets are like?” It is strange to think that the woman who I’d slammed doors and sulked at for not buying me new school shoes had grown up here. We wandered past the breezeblock house she once lived in, the river she’d beaten her laundry clean and the supermarket, which was actually a row of wooden huts. I thought she’d been taking the piss. The initial culture shock stayed with me for a good few days alongside becoming acutely aware of the army presence, which is more than noticeable. Otherwise deserted roads are dotted with armed jeeps making random stop and searches. It was also the first and probably last time I’ll watch a primary school drama production of kids hula dancing be rigorously guarded with hoards of soldiers carrying assault rifles. But having got used to the soldiers milling around I wonder if there is a need for such a heavy handed presence in the first place.

While the Islamic insurgence’s terrorist crusade is largely the cause for martial law it has also provided a healthy distraction for the warlords of Mindanao. The Ampatuan family, whose barbaric private militia and election rigging has monopolised much of the south have, depressingly, been credited for securing Arroyo’s presidential win. Arroyo was criticised for turning a blind eye, but the ‘Maguinadao Massacre’, which took place shortly after we left, was so extreme it couldn’t be swept under the carpet. In the run up to a local election this was the Ampatuan’s novel approach to dealing with the emergence of opposing candidate Esmael Mangudadatu. Mangudadatu’s family was amongst 58 people murdered and dumped in a shallow grave, two of whom were pregnant. The female dead raped and sexually mutilated, the rest maimed beyond recognition. Passing motorists that had been caught up as witnesses had been dragged from their cars and slaughtered. Andal Ampatuan JR insisted Islamic separatists were responsible but was eventually charged with murder not without a slew of bribes, further homicides of key witnesses and evidence contamination.

The Ampatuan clan are by no means unique, with crime families wielding an increasing amount of political power stretching farther and farther. As both Muslim and Christian warlords rule over the island with an iron fist, the notion of pumping aid into Mindanao has more or less become pissing money away into a blackhole. Donors can work through official channels but with local governments merely puppets, the masses of credible money has just enabled clans like the Ampatuans to create an air of respectability. Like similar conflicts in other countries, the violence is vehemently opposed but public condemnation has not stopped the Philippines quietly maintaining Mindanao’s impunity, in exchange for both financial and political support across the country. I know corruption in a developing country is a kind of a “no shit Sherlock” moment but the most chilling aspect is the acceptance by local people, frustrated with the chronic poverty, of the false economy from drugs and firearms that has been allowed to masquerade itself as foreign aid. Right under the rest of the world’s nose it feels as though the Philippines has been forgotten and left to fester with Mindanao becoming its own micro-continent of lawless psychopathy. The cheeky scamp of a mongrel nation, Americanised and largely co-operative has quietly been advancing its standing in Asia’s criminal underworld to a frightening level.

For whatever reason the Philippines troubles remain sparsely reported, perhaps because it’s not sitting on oil or perhaps videos of prisoners doing a choreographed dance to ‘Thriller’ is more newsworthy. I was surprised at how much of an effect the trip had on me. It’s odd to sit staring into water so serene and crystal clear where, unlike seaside trips to Margate, I can still see straight to the bottom even as the sun sets and there’s not one used condom floating by. The island is completely unspoiled; there is not a sandals-n-socks sex tourist or gap year student in sight. But at what cost- from its lush jungles housing waterfalls and hot springs to the white sand beaches it is a surreally beautiful corner of the world and yet is so breathtakingly brutal. I wonder what the future of Mindanao holds. It’s probably not an Expedia hotel and flight package deal.

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4:38 pm, 17-Mar-2011Russ
Brilliant stuff. Im going to read this again, straight off.
7:41 pm, 17-Mar-2011Cisco
I am a Filipino-American and I lived in Mindanao for quite a while....and not just any part of Mindanao, but Tumiao and Buluan which is at the border and heart of the conflict region. I also knew (personally) one person killed in the Maguindanao massacre (i even have a picture of myself having dinner at their house a few days before the killings) and i must say, you should be ashamed of yourself for this writeup. When people write about california vacations, do they focus on the violent parts only? For some time, California had some of the most vicious murder rates in the world in select neighborhoods, and although that showed up in the news, vacation blogs/articles were obviously not focused on it. Thanks for making our country look bad. I don't expect you to approve this comment (although if you were a true believer in media, you would) but i want you to see it. Pinoy ako. Are you? Oh...and FYI...Pirates? Are you serious?
11:02 pm, 17-Mar-2011Marvin
What is a Filipino-American? Just curious..
12:35 am, 18-Mar-2011Cisco
@Marvin: a mixed person or one with dual citizenship. My case for instance, Filipino Father, American Mother, lived in both. Just left Mindanao on the 6th, California now. @Jo Its not wrong to uncover corruption, but to highlight and present it to people looking for articles on vacation is very telling of your knowledge of Mindanao and the Philippines economy. The way forward, at least in my humble opinion is to present the bright side when needed and the dark side when needed. This was clearly the opposite, but hey, who am I? Just a person who lived in Mindanao for over 20 years. Not that this compares to your quick excursion.
2:26 am, 18-Mar-2011Cisco
Never seen a white person in Maguindanao, so I wasn't worried about you making a tough region look bad. But the ARMM is a very small part of Mindanao. In fact North Manchester (a few years back one of the bloodiest regions in western Europe)is closer to your vacation spots then the conflict zone it is to our vacation spots (8 hour drive, multiple mountain ranges. Freedom of the press, you have the right write whatever you want, and your very well articulated as well. WIth that said I just took exception to how much you left out (newer peace talks, continued cooperation between catholic and muslim farmer co-ops, and a and how much you focused on what is a healing region. Can't hurt my national Pride. Never been to Boracay, I'm guessing you have.
3:08 am, 18-Mar-2011Marvin
@Cisco I think you're on the wrong site. Also, I've never been to Mindanao and don't really dare to, articles like this highlight exactly why. I'd rather read about the possible kidnappings and endless corruption than to be misled into thinking it's a peaceful place to visit only to find out it's the complete opposite. Plus this is 1/3rd of the country, only an idiot would assume this painted the picture for the whole of the Philippines. You're looking in the wrong place for a happy holiday piece.
3:24 am, 18-Mar-2011Cisco
One third of the country? Not a geography major. Its a very small and isolated province that is mere skip to get through. There over 1100 islands and 80 provinces, this is one small province on a very big island. Most of Mindanao is very serene and peaceful. I shall digress.
4:07 am, 18-Mar-2011Cisco
not too mention all articles are up for debate...just sharing my view of mindanao for others who will read this article.
8:05 am, 18-Mar-2011Tim Russell
"the only country in Asia to embrace Catholicism" - not strictly true, Vietnam has over 6 million Catholics.
2:28 pm, 19-Mar-2011Vincent S
I went travelling to the Philippines about 5 years ago and met the friendliest people ever. it is such a beautiful country and doesn't pandering to tourists the way Thailand or Malaysia do. whilst I never went to mindanao a lot if the smaller islands are brilliant and seem unspoilt. only place I have ever been where I was continually dragged into peoples homes or parties to accompany them at karaoke or have a drink.
9:50 pm, 19-Mar-2011John
I thought this was a really interesting article. It's written specifically about one person's impressions of the troubled areas of the region, so whinging because it doesn't just cover the nicer aspects of the locale is a bit like watching a documentary about South African gangs and asking why they didn't show how great the surf is. If you'd read this in a leaflet from the tourist board then I could understand you being a bit vexed but seriously....
12:36 pm, 20-Mar-2011Inday Joyce
I think the author made a wrong writing in the travel section instead of writing the nice hotels and places in Mindanao like Cagayan de Oro "The Tuna Capital of the Philippines" the biggest canned tuna exporter to US and where just a few years ago Europe imports a lot of canned tuna or Davao where the bananas supplied around the world come from she is talking more about politics ,the corruption in the Philippines where other countries also have . If you are a writer in the travel section you must give information how we can go there what nice things places and restaurants and what nice experiences you should have if go there and if there are places in Mindanao you can inform us the places in Mindanao where we should not travel. In fact it is in one of the cities in Mindanao you can go to other countries near it at low air fare prices.. The article is 80% against Mindanao. You must know there are millions from Mindanao who are working abroad sending their money to their families to build the infrastructure for development and helping the local economy. Just ride in one Middle East airline and you can ask the passengers that are woking Mindanao that except for the underdevelopment and not much jobs in Mindanao, it is still the place in the Philippines where there are plenty of fruits like durian,mangosteen, lansones and exotic foods abound, also fish like tuna which is cheap but if exported to Japan and US commands a very high price and plenty many of many unspoilt beaches ( this must be the places that you write about and how to go there) abound. I suggets who read this article you visit the following sites and this can give you more information about Mindanao. www.tourism.gov.ph/ www.cebusmile.com/ www.experiencephilippines.org/tourism/destinations-tourism/ The Department of tourism aims to increase the tourists arrivals in Philippines so visit those sites that I mentioned and you will be filled with many surprises like one of them there is a restaurant in one of the cities in Mindanao serving only tuna. The problem in the Philippines is that there are many journalist that instead of writing the positive experience about the Philippines they are writing the negative side especially Mindanao.
5:13 pm, 20-Mar-2011Cisco
@Jo I'm not trying to pick on you, i'm really not. But since you are writing a terribly inaccurate and flawed article about my home, I feel like I have to. Effect election in Luzon?...hahaha...nice! Northern Luzon is still controlled by the Marcos family. Marcos transplanted thousands of Ilocano/Catholic farmers to Mindanao during his reign and many are loyal to this day. There are virtually no Muslims outside of Mindanao and the southern Philippines. Trust me, Northern Luzon would impact an election in Maguindanao long before the other.
7:04 pm, 20-Mar-2011Cisco
It happened and it was terrible. Like any tragedy in the world But nearly half the article is based on urban legends about Maguindanao by people outside of Maguindanao. I'll just stop, because anybody who knows ANYTHING about Maguindanao would probably think this was satire anyway, so i shouldn't be so hard on it.
7:07 pm, 20-Mar-2011Cisco
also to clarify...the title is about Mindanao, you went to another part of Mindanao...but all your "facts" come from Maguindanao, a place you have never been. that probably why it appears so awkward to the two locals who have commented.
9:48 pm, 20-Mar-2011Cisco
hahaha.....nice! Maguindanao HAS its own autonomous government (the only region with that and it its own territory) Because of the borders, its almost an entirely different country, although i certainly love living there. Be afraid of Maguindanao while in Mindanao is like somebody visiting California being afraid of the viscious drug war in Mexico. Its a threat on the news, but you will realistically never see it cross far from the border. Also, i love the link. British Foreign Intelligence Reports! How about those WMDs in Iraq? Any luck with that? These are issues you couldn't possibly understand by looking it up on wikipedia!
10:46 pm, 20-Mar-2011Cisco
hahaha.....nice. Because an unjust war is not murder. I have never lived in Libya and am not an expert on it, so I wouldn't dare try to understand the complexities of their issues without a ton of research. But I guess I could on this site! FYI (google terrorist events in UK) compare the numbers and you will see why I've been giggling at you the entire time.
10:49 pm, 20-Mar-2011Cisco
You must be living in a box. Of course there was involvement between the families. Google Bush and the Bin Ladens, and a host of British politicians with attacks in northern Ireland. Its never pretty and its never acceptable, but that does not make it the rule.
10:55 pm, 20-Mar-2011Cisco
Also, i agree to disagree. Its time to watch college basketball. It either comes down to a foreigner misunderstanding a very complicated issue, or people FROM maguindanao not understanding their homeland. Your must be right. TTYL
10:26 pm, 21-Mar-2011Kenzonian
@cisco I think you are looking for vice TV. They have some real nice videos on tourism in North Korea, Liberia, etc.
3:37 pm, 22-Mar-2011Marvin
hahahaha.. nice! thanks for the accuracy
4:53 pm, 22-Mar-2011SF-Paul
Have to admit, lived in Mindanao on summer study programs, and this is very far from reality. I see people teasing cisco's opinion because he disagrees, but i take exception to this in addition.
5:31 pm, 22-Mar-2011SF-Paul
Iraq? I never mentioned Iraq, and his reference was in regards to foreign intelligence, it is a strong point if you live in Iraq. Wrong perception can be devastating depending on which end of the false information you live in.
5:47 pm, 22-Mar-2011matt
Not very reflecting of Mindanao at all. The business that I work with does promotions all over southeast Asia, and Mindanao is by far the hardest for us to work in because the place is the opposite of nightlife. It has to be one of the most peaceful places in Asia. I think the fellow was sour over the topic because this article makes it appear to be like a war zone, when most who have been there know that it is anything but a war zone. Anybody could find violent topics anywhere in the world on Yahoo, if they wanted to. Mindanao keeps suffering from misinformed write ups like this, and that explains the frustration shown in the comments. I wouldn't have kept commenting though, it is hard to teach history to somebody who already has a set opinion. My only fear of going to Mindanao (and I'm a foreign national) is the lack of foreign cigarette brands.
6:36 pm, 22-Mar-2011don
I was born in Manila and I wouldn't go there myself but mainly because its boring! Comparing cali to the philipines is definately retarded though go read about Soweto on vice and see how you feel. Most readers are capable of understanding that there are nice areas here but it was one report from one person not for the tourist board, secondly this is definately not a safe place for the average euro or US tourist, its not like the problems in philippines are exatcly unheard of
7:04 pm, 22-Mar-2011jesse
cisco sounds annoying.
7:23 pm, 22-Mar-2011matt
Maybe somebody else is "butt hurt" I certainly am not. This is what the comment section if for. People to comment. I commented (as well as several other people from Mindanao) on how this article seems like it was written from somebody outside of the "know" I have zero intention of offending you or anybody else.
12:02 am, 24-Apr-2011Mr Patrick
I visited the PI 5 years ago. I wasn't brave enough to hit Mindanou but Luzon was thrilling enough. That 3hr jeepney ride from Manila to Subic will live with me forever.
12:09 am, 4-Sep-2011Daniel
You have a gift for writing, but I must say, being a foreigner who lives in South Cotobato Province, Mindanao, and foreign friends also living there, that it is a bit of an alarmists view point. Remember Columbine??? I am Canadian, we like to think we have one of the most peacefull countries in the world, yet, I rememmber the University tradgedy of Montreal. There are evil people in every corner of the world. I am Christian as is my wife and her large family. We live in a little village(purok) in Barangay San Jose,in the mountains surrounding General Santos City. It is a tiny and poor farming village with a mosque and a church. We all live peacefully. In this very beautiful country. The KCC mall in Gensan was bombed a few years back. It was a tragedy, but now the military/police JTF are on constant patrol with their bomb sniffing dogs. It is a comfort to know that the government cares about it's people. I do not like all the negative press because there has been vast improvments in the situation, Although one should still not go to the Zaboanga Peninsula or Basilan Island off the point of this peninsula. The rest of the region has so much to offer tourists and I hope one day for the good of the people that this industry can be better developed.
12:16 am, 4-Sep-2011Daniel
To Inday Joyce. The tuna capital and canneries and the world famous fishport is in General Santos City. In fact Manny Pacquiao used to work at fishport, one of those guy's that would pack tuna fish weighing 1-1/2 times his own weight as they still do today.
4:10 pm, 10-Oct-2011fugate starkweather
Great article, I travelled around Luzon a few years ago. Manila, Subic and the wild crazy nightlife of Angeles City. A fascinating country. It was one of the best holidays I've ever had. I was too scared to visit Mindanou though.
11:33 pm, 28-Dec-2011Monkeysocks
Sorry, but thought this was alarmist nonsense, if very well written. Have you ever been abroad before? You just sound incredibly naive. I've been to The Philippines a number of times and never had any problems. Beautiful, friendly people, although the food is shit. I've yet to make it to Mindanao but will be doing very soon since I now have family there, who assure me it's a tropical paradise - all the best parts of places like Thailand without being overrun by backpackers. People are scared off by the negligible terrorist threat. Good - leave it for the rest of us. As has been said, the dangers in Mindanao are limited to certain parts of the island. It was exactly the same in Ireland when bombs were going off in Belfast (I'm Irish). I remember ENGLISH people asking me was it safe to come to Dublin. That being the case, shouldn't be surprised that places like Mindanao get a bad rep - just a pity people like you didn't have to pour fuel on the fire, especially when it's based on pretty much nothing. A 'micro-continent of lawless psychopathy'!!!! Come on mate, a bit of perspective.
5:52 am, 29-Dec-2011Daniel
As I said before, It is an alarmist viewpoint. I lived in Mindanao, in one of the supposedly most troubled regions. Not far away, only a couple of Hours, is Davao, the largest City in Mindanao and third largest in the country. There are over 30,000 foriegners living there in peace. So obviously this person listened to a lot of hype and stayed in her little cocoon while there in the Philippines.
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