Dan Fitch

We challenge you to watch these without cracking a grin.

English gives his thoughts on everything from life in the South Bronx to the secret of a happy marriage.

Footballers behaving badly.

Times were hard.

Felipe Anderson

Benteke, Can, Milner and more.

Actually eight and two bullsh***ers.

No testimonials for these lot.

Who hasn't used the pavement as a pillow?

Trippier on his way to Tottenham

We stick it to footballers for crimes against fashion.

This lot would always raise a snigger during school register.

A world in which the barter system never died.

Two-bob eight-bit software.

A side who could always 'nick' a victory.

This team is utter filth.

Because football teams deserve a love song too.

With ITV's The Football Mavericks ready to air, we pay tribute to the Best of them all.

Toplip Hotspur

Words of wisdom from 'The Doc' on his 87th birthday.