Just remember not to launch into Gangnam Style while your instructor bangs her ass against yours...
She's a stop you in your tracks, understated sex symbol whose appeal is unique. She has single handedly made films worth watching. Why does everyone fall for Jenny Agutter?
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So repellent to women that I put watches out of sync, I took a tantric life coaching class. But can two hours of heavy breathing and feathers turn a man from playstation to ultimate player?
Valentine's Schmalentine's, I propose we knock it one the head and celebrate our most intimate parts...
It might be all hearts and roses on the outside world but Valentine's Day is considered the worst of the year amongst the girls. But there's alwa...
Screw shaving for your significant other, celebrate Valentines by growing your pubic mound until it resembles a stranded hedgehog creeping out of...
Ever wondered what it'd be like to be a contestant on Blind Date, only with Twitter spambots instead of real life contestants? Wonder no more...
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My favourite celebrities are those who do not leave much to the imagination.... not even their nipples. NSFW
It’s 25 years since Dennis Potter’s masterpiece, The Singing Detective, premiered on the BBC. This vintage inte...
The time has come for me to start thinking about the future, and the final stages of my plan can now be carried out...
It's 2012, the President of the USA backs gay marriage and our Government have moved to protect the Church. Pass th...
Scientist have theorised that the male extinction won’t be happening for another 5 million years. If the female orgasm is still a mystery to me...
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Porn used to be earned the hard way by searching bushes to find discarded magazines, now all you need to access explicit filth is a mobile phone...
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We shit you not, London psychotherapists have been besieged by calls from women wanting to express their attraction...
The German city has long had a history restricted to the Fab Four and Fab Mams; but with new development and prices...
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There are men and women out there that you want to avoid and this lady is certainly one of them. We give you the ra...
I rejected my dream girl on the first day of school, then regretted it for the rest of my teenage years in between beating the shit out of kids f...
Cinema's "enfant terrible" Lars Von Trier is creating controversy again with his next film "Nymphomaniac" daring to contain scenes of real sex. L...
Wouldn't it be better if we all had detachable hands? A pair for mowing the lawn, a pair for chopping onions and, yes, and pair for sex. A whole ...
This week and next younglings from across the country will be thrown together and told to get on with it. Luckily, they can get pissed while they...
T P-T was the classic 90s socialite, snorting coke like the clappers and falling out of nightclubs for fun. However...
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There's nothing shameful or slutty about taking a naked picture of yourself with your mobile. It’s harmless fun a...
Frank Ocean’s steps to "come out" as a gay man are significant, precisely because they’re so unremarkable. Ther...
*Ok, so it's nine men and one woman, but it is Jess Ennis so I imagine you'll let me off.
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A cautionary tale for the modern adulterer...
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The government is voluntarily surrendering our place at the top table and the Am...
Every now and again we like to remind ourselves of this.
Never crack one of your back teeth again.
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Yep, just 'balls' now.
Guns + Bacon = Internet
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It's getting so bad authorities banned football completely in February.
Get your tissues, lads - we're going cryin'.
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Football needed something to make it choke on its prawn sandwiches.
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It started with a growl...
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