Have you ever bought something stupid after several alcopops? You have? Cool - me too. Just don’t make it one of these. Turn down for what? Your relationship and credit rating, to be exact, mate.

Levi’s have gotten cosy with Junya Watanabe MAN again to create these jackets for us - so that’s nice. Available for SS/15, the collabo consists of two very dope, very expensive denim jackets, which again, in short, are high in price and high in niceness.

I completely fuck with denim jackets, especially ones with Junya’s signature patchwork running thick throughout, but no lie, as of right now, I possess negative denim jackets in my roster - literally nada. This number is set to rest too, with the collaborative effort charging up to £1225 for the pieces.

Anyway, I’ve done some number crunching for you, and yeah, you can’t afford anything from this venture, either. Nope, not even close. Not even the slightest bit near to buttoning up the metal branded riveted buttons which play host throughout. Owchy, son.

Available at Goodhood, rn.