Superb Real Names From Isambard Kingdom Brunel To Jukebox Timebomb
Ever wondered what the best names on the planet are? A pro-Isambard Kingdom tweet prompted a deluge of Fanny Bonjours, FIghtmasters and Todd Rockets...
When I tweeted that it had just occurred to me what a great name Isambard Kingdom Brunel was I had no idea of how many people would match it with their own #GreatRealNames. They were too good to leave on just one social platform. Here are some of the responses, feel free to add more.
Norman Conquest, Aussie Gkeeper back in the day @Jegmeister1
Dr Marie Antoinette Titchner-Hookner and the amazing Urec Unt (say his name) @Horse_Force
I went to primary school with a girl called Aderonke Adabanjo. But then again I’m called Zoran Novakovic @zokinovakovic
Moondig Paterson lived round our way. Never played footy, bit of a loner. No surprise really @HamishJones
West Ham have a goalkeeper called Ruud Boffin @katytuck
I’ve come across Innocent Mungo and Katarina Arsenova on exam lists @TDBDT
Used to be a kid in my class at school in ’80s called Absolem Voist @jasonspence4
Scarborough Athletic manager… Rudy Funk @a1_signs
Checking an exam list once & found another bloke by the glorious name of Samuel Polycarp Fashole Luke @Lloyd_Camb
Aussie rugby league player Steele Retchless is an old favourite @realsuedeshoes
I used to work with Vincent Vincent @barrymcilheney
Segar Richard Bastard refereed the 1878 FA Cup Final @RussellSmith84
Tokyo Sexwale (South African minister) takes some beating @YorkshireSigns
Ex Falkirk player Crawford Baptie @ScotsHutchie
Me and my (ex)wife’s Relate counsellor: Gaye Cox @BruceGorrie
Found out I work with someone called Rita Chiketa @danfoster87
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster @paulruk
There’s a lad that plays down our pub called Todd Rocket @dinacanyodel
A friend once worked in an office with Fanny Bonjour @NotRollergirl
Roberto ‘Bobby’ Lasagna ex-Saatchis ex-Berlusconi’s PR man and Environment Secretary @stafanohat
Eliquimedo Willett, Proud Kilimanjaro, Piano Mover Jones @kevinmitchell50
Chazwick Bundick @jakereynolds89
Sidney Harbour Bridge @xcwbreno
Yaya Banana @jackdoherty
Razvan Rat- @owenblackhurst
Bismarck Du Plessis @EdwinSmith
Faroukh Engineer @TonySpirrett
Danny Invincible @GlennAirey
Romeo Zondervan @MrPaulRobinson
Emmanuel Panther @TheNairnDon
Aweekonthursday Olafembe, Camberian international striker @ephemeraljoy
Ram Amandeep @McBuddah
Neville Neville @Tuco_Benedicto
Former Wolfsburg head coach Wolfgang Wolf @UnionNorth
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